A box of baby bengals
"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
Carvings 2014, Pumpkin #1: Bob-O-Lantern
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
fucking staff, what are you even
girls are so so hot
"heterosexual sex is required for reproduction!!"
1 - wrong
2 - who cares about reproduction
did you take the same biology class I did? cause if I remember correctly you kinda need a sperm and an egg to reproduce. and reproduction is kinda the whole point of life on a biological level.
as a literal biochemist who works in academic research, I can confirm that straight people are absolutely unnecessary at a biological level. god bless.
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.
What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.
what “progressive” education in america is turning into.
THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT
what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2.
I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.
8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13
YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13
WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL
This is so accurate it hurts