he’s very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern
my boy
I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again
hiccup: what do you mean i can’t park my dragon in the disabled parking spot?? HES DISABLED TOO
reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺
There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:
- Actual queer coding / metaphors (“Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person”)
- Vibes (“Link is genderless because I said so”)
- It’s funny (“Phoenix Wright is asexual because he’s the Ace Attorney”)
no clue what to do with these bois so ill leave em here
This is honestly better advice than “if at first you don’t succeed, try try again.”
By all means try again. But do that after you figure out WHY you failed!
Man I’d love to see more of these from different cultures.
LMFAO
Cosy baby
This is a very large percentage of my waking life.
i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake’s eggs and putting them in her family’s chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk
god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they’d probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this
Plushie thief!!
(via)
god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable
bring hans over here right now so that i may suck him up sloppy
